Life Without Black Men
This is a
story about a group of White people who were fed up with African Americans,
so they joined together and decided to wish us away. After wishing
so hard, they found themselves in sort of a "Twilight Zone" where
there was an America without Black people. At first, these "visionaries"
breathed a sigh of relief. "At last", they say "no more crime, drugs,
violence, and welfare. All the Blacks have gone!" It makes you wonder.
Where would America be without us?
- There are very
few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported
system. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander
Miles, a Black man, invented the elevator and without it one finds
great difficulty reaching high floors. There are few if any cars because
Richard Spikes, a Black man, invented the automatic gearshift. Joseph
Gammel, also a Black man invented the supercharge system for internal
combustion engines and Garret A. Morgan invented the traffic signals.
Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its
precursor was the electric trolley, which was invented by another
Black man, Elbert Robinson.
- Even
if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could
operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American,
Charles Brooks invented the street sweeper. There were few if any
newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil
sharpener, William Purvis invented the fountain pen, Lee Burridge
invented the type writing machine and W.A. Lovette invented the advanced
printing press. They were all Black.
- Even
if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would
not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the
postmarking and canceling machine, William Purvis invented the hand
stamp and Phillip Downing invented the letter drop.
- The
lawns ere brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the lawn
sprinkler and John Burr the lawn mower. When they entered their homes,
they found them poorly ventilated and heated. You see, Frederick Jones
invented the air conditioner and Alice Parker the heating furnace.
Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Stewart invented the
mop and Lloyd P. Ray the dustpan.
- Their
children met them at the door barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt.
But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the shoe lasting
machine, Walter Sammons invented the comb, Sarah Boone invented the
ironing board and George T. Samon invented the clothes dryer.
- Finally,
they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil.
But the food was spoiled because another Black man, John Standard
invented the refrigerator. No light to eat their spoiled meal because
the filament within the light bulb was invented by a Black man, Louis
Latimer. What would this world be without Black men?
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